Project Manager                   : is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month

Construction Manager         : is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month Contract manager                 : is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt )
Project Engineer                  : is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby if no man and woman are available.
Section Engineer                 : is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby

Architect                                : is the one who is confused about the baby shape

Design Engineers                : are still figuring out how to produce a baby

Procurement Team             : thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources

Document Control Team     : thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor                      : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

Quantity Surveyor               : is the one who wait for the baby to be delivered, so that they can make claim to be its Father

Site Engineers                      : don’t care…they just want the woman!!!Client                                     : is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.Client representative          : is the one who doesn’t know the meaning of a baby
Consultant                             : is the one who can tell that the baby is illegal

Contractor                             : is the one who can tell when the baby can be delivered

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