Project Manager : is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month
Construction Manager : is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month Contract manager : is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt )
Project Engineer : is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby if no man and woman are available.Section Engineer : is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby
Architect : is the one who is confused about the baby shape
Design Engineers : are still figuring out how to produce a baby
Procurement Team : thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources
Document Control Team : thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Quantity Surveyor : is the one who wait for the baby to be delivered, so that they can make claim to be its Father
Site Engineers : don’t care…they just want the woman!!!Client : is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.Client representative : is the one who doesn’t know the meaning of a baby
Consultant : is the one who can tell that the baby is illegal
Contractor : is the one who can tell when the baby can be delivered